Goodness you'd think you guys would know by now not to over think my perv comments
Anyway, the "thank God I was born a man" comment is a Naked Gun reference. Leslie Nielsen's character said that about Priscilla Presley's character. That she was the kinda woman that made you wanna thank God you were born a man. He also said something about her having thighs you could suck on, which would apply to them too. But hey, joke ruined, not the first, won't be the last.