sb wrote:Since my rankings on who I like have rarely changed, ima mix things up a bit.
Say at a bar, and some dude and his chick, wanna start some crap with me, well dude and I are gonna go to work, but who's gonna deal with the chick? So here's my list:
Top 10 current or former H!P girls I want with me during a bar fight.
1. Nakazawa - Um... hello? The bar is like her home. Beating her there is like beating Duke in Cameron or the Dream Team in the Olympics, it RARELY happens. Granted, she'd prolly be the reason why I'm in a fight in the first place but still, I could see Nakazawa doing a fatality on a chick.
2. Yoshizawa - I know she could hold her own in a scrap. Plus, if dude's whupping my ass, she could prolly take care of him too. Also, if the chick is pretty, she might make out with her instead which is bonus.
3. Konno - Cause she has a martial arts background and experience around dudes when there's mad alcohol flowing. Her one drawback is she has her slowbro moments and might not even know there's a fight.
4. Rika - The girl has some evil bitch in her I know it. What I'm hoping for with her is her and the chick will hair pull and scratch til the point there's a wardrobe malfunction and it becomes fun for everyone.
5. Mari - Once again, the bar is her home. But this girl used to let the twins drive her bat shit crazy so I don't know exactly how reliable she can be. So the key here would be to use her as the weapon. Just grab her by the feet and swing away.
6. Maki Goto - This one isn't really for the fight, but more for the drunken H!P secrets I KNOW she would tell me. Oh, so that's how much money Risa's paid for her to be in Momusu. So THAT'S why Nacchi is Tsunku's favorite. So Tsunku was on crack when he came up with Coconuts Musume. Stuff like that would be gold. I just gotta make sure that girl gets home safe and where she's staying is on the ground floor.
7. Miyabi - Yea I gotta fake ID her in but she's evil so that works well. Problem is if we lose the fight she'll prolly wanna follow them outside and push them into a moving car or something. Sure, we won the fight, but then you gotta escape police capture and such I mean, that's a lotta crap to deal with.
8. Haruka - History of violence. So on that end I'm good. Problem is I'm pretty sure that bringing a 13 year old girl into a bar is taboo so once again I'm running from police, being called a pedophile, yadda, yadda.
9. Maimi - Skinny, but looks strong. Hell, I don't care about that the plan is to get her drunk. Oh hey, Maimi what's with the urgent phone call? Aww damn, you're pregnant? Aww damn, that night was a blur I really don't remember flinging the protection out the window. Aww damn, you know we have to get married now too. Cause we don't want the public thinking you're a whore and all. Heck, I should make her number 1! I just gotta make sure her face doesn't get beat in during the fight cause it ruins the plan.
10. Michiyo Heike - For two important reasons. Cause one, I wanna know if she's still alive and two if she's still hot. Plus I bet if I get her drunk she'll rant on about how she won that audition, and all the musume can go to hell, it'd be great. She's a skinny little thing though so I'll wear gloves and sneak her in a shiv so she can get to stabbing when the fight goes down then deny the hell out of everything when the cops ask questions.
This post is gold. I want to print it and put it in a frame on my wall. SB. My old friend.
what about those clips showing Miki taking out those girls
