H!P/etc Ranking Thread

[sb]

Since my rankings on who I like have rarely changed, ima mix things up a bit.

Say at a bar, and some dude and his chick, wanna start some crap with me, well dude and I are gonna go to work, but who's gonna deal with the chick? So here's my list:

Top 10 current or former H!P girls I want with me during a bar fight.

1. Nakazawa - Um... hello? The bar is like her home. Beating her there is like beating Duke in Cameron or the Dream Team in the Olympics, it RARELY happens. Granted, she'd prolly be the reason why I'm in a fight in the first place but still, I could see Nakazawa doing a fatality on a chick.

2. Yoshizawa - I know she could hold her own in a scrap. Plus, if dude's whupping my ass, she could prolly take care of him too. Also, if the chick is pretty, she might make out with her instead which is bonus.

3. Konno - Cause she has a martial arts background and experience around dudes when there's mad alcohol flowing. Her one drawback is she has her slowbro moments and might not even know there's a fight.

4. Rika - The girl has some evil bitch in her I know it. What I'm hoping for with her is her and the chick will hair pull and scratch til the point there's a wardrobe malfunction and it becomes fun for everyone.

5. Mari - Once again, the bar is her home. But this girl used to let the twins drive her bat shit crazy so I don't know exactly how reliable she can be. So the key here would be to use her as the weapon. Just grab her by the feet and swing away.

6. Maki Goto - This one isn't really for the fight, but more for the drunken H!P secrets I KNOW she would tell me. Oh, so that's how much money Risa's paid for her to be in Momusu. So THAT'S why Nacchi is Tsunku's favorite. So Tsunku was on crack when he came up with Coconuts Musume. Stuff like that would be gold. I just gotta make sure that girl gets home safe and where she's staying is on the ground floor.

7. Miyabi - Yea I gotta fake ID her in but she's evil so that works well. Problem is if we lose the fight she'll prolly wanna follow them outside and push them into a moving car or something. Sure, we won the fight, but then you gotta escape police capture and such I mean, that's a lotta crap to deal with.

8. Haruka - History of violence. So on that end I'm good. Problem is I'm pretty sure that bringing a 13 year old girl into a bar is taboo so once again I'm running from police, being called a pedophile, yadda, yadda.

9. Maimi - Skinny, but looks strong. Hell, I don't care about that the plan is to get her drunk. Oh hey, Maimi what's with the urgent phone call? Aww damn, you're pregnant? Aww damn, that night was a blur I really don't remember flinging the protection out the window. Aww damn, you know we have to get married now too. Cause we don't want the public thinking you're a whore and all. Heck, I should make her number 1! I just gotta make sure her face doesn't get beat in during the fight cause it ruins the plan.

10. Michiyo Heike - For two important reasons. Cause one, I wanna know if she's still alive and two if she's still hot. Plus I bet if I get her drunk she'll rant on about how she won that audition, and all the musume can go to hell, it'd be great. She's a skinny little thing though so I'll wear gloves and sneak her in a shiv so she can get to stabbing when the fight goes down then deny the hell out of everything when the cops ask questions.

[Zunu]

Plus I bet if I get her drunk she'll rant on about how she won that audition, and all the musume can go to hell, and next thing you know, down the block to the love hotel for some some hot, bitter, self-pity sex, followed by me 'going out to get refills' and disappearing into the alleys of Shinjuku, leaving her to stew in her failure-... it'd be great.

FTFY.

[Chibs]

You forgot Tsuji, chick is fiendishly strong for a chick

[resop2]

(this would be at an all ages event)

1) Sugaya Risako: She would clap her hands and scores of white birds would fly away and all potential attackers would be down on their knees worshiping her.

2) Yoshizawa Hitomi: She would overturn a table and scare the attackers away.

3) Michishige Sayumi: Even though she would trash the bar handing out Musume Bombs and Cutie-plexes, the attackers would all be out.

4) Ogawa Makoto: Would deliver crunching body tackles, would no-sell attackers offense for intimidation, and would run up a hill to escape the police.

5) Sudo Maasa: Would go martial arts on them like in the movie she was in.

6) Yajima Maimi: The attackers would be down but it would be a mess since attack Maimi would not play around.

7) Tsugunaga Momoko: She would have so much heat with the attackers that I could quietly leave while Momoko was getting beat up.

8} Kudo Haruka: She might be a liability since her mouth might start fights but she would finish them.

9) Sato Masaki: Would defuse the situation by becoming everyone's friend.

10) Fukumura Mizuki: Would admire the attackers so much that they would become uncomfortable and kick us out of the bar.

[sb]

Plus I bet if I get her drunk she'll rant on about how she won that audition, and all the musume can go to hell, and next thing you know, down the block to the love hotel for some some hot, bitter, self-pity sex, followed by me 'going out to get refills' and disappearing into the alleys of Shinjuku, leaving her to stew in her failure-... it'd be great.

FTFY.

Well that ending would be applied to all of them. I just didn't wanna be too redundant lol.

Except Haruka of course cause she's a child. Gotta give her a few years.

Yea I thought about having Tsuji on the list but drinking strangely makes me see more clearly instead of worse and with her that's not a good thing. Asuka Fukuda would be decent too cause it could take place in her dads bar she left Momusu to go sing in therefore giving a home field advantage. I also thought about Makoto but I honestly can't remember if she's genuinely a bad ass or she was just a bad ass in the WWE videogame I put her in lol.

[kyuu]

My ranking has changed a little so

1.Michishige
2.Ikuta
3.Suzuki
4.Sayashi
5.Sato
6.Kudo
7.Ishida
8.Fukumura
9.Tanaka
10.Iikubo
11.Oda

[Reina]

Member I want to go shopping with me
1. Reina

Member I want to go Karaoke with
1. Reina

Member I wish I could look like
1. Reina

Member I want to go to concert with
1. Reina

Member I wish to have a meal with
1. Reina

[Chibs]

Member I want to go shopping with me
1. Eri

Member I want to go Karaoke with
1. Eri

Member I want to go to concert with
1. Eri

Member I wish to have a meal with
1. Eri

[iceymoon]

Member I wish I could hang out with
1. Eri

Member I wish would pay a surprise visit to me (a la Ai-chan)
1. Eri

Member I would date if she was into me
1. Eri

Member I want to spend all my money on
1. Eri

etc lol

[Starra]

2012 album ranking:
1. ⑬Colorful Character
2. More Friends Over
3. S/mileage Best Album Kanzenban①
4. Dai Nana Shou「Utsukushikutte Gomen ne」
5. SHERBET
6. Ai no Album⑧
7. ②℃-ute Shinsei Naru Best Album


Yes, the S/mileage best of was better than the others. I HATE Ai no Album and Shinsei Naru.