H!P/etc Ranking Thread

[Zunu]

My combined "Tera(da-Aki)moto" ranking. Obviously I had to leave some people out. OBVIOUSLY.

Arisa Noto (Perfection. There isn't a single thing about her I would change.)
Eri Kamei (one of the few idols to literally haunt my dreams. I guess absence does make the heart grow fonder.)
Sayumi Michishige (She's beautiful but in the end it's her personality that makes her the best in H!P)
Haruna Kojima (I just adore her. She is the perfect representation of "idol.")
Tanaka Reina (So tiny and squeezable. I could just look at her ad infinitum -- her face has that waxy smooth flawlessness that some Japanese women possess. And I love her tsundere personality.)
Ai Takahashi ("Lovely." Talented. Cute little bod. There's no downside here. She's slipped a little since retirement tho. She is a little boring after all.)
Airi Suzuki (I love that little touch of insanity that she has.)
Miyabi Natsuyaki (I love her anime-girl legs and, unlke most of the girls on this list, she knows how to be sexy.)
Suzuran Yamauchi (She's like a younger, more nubile version of Kamei. Hell yes.)
Minami Takahashi. (I love her fighting spirit. She's the leader for a reason.)
Yuki Kashiwagi. (WTF her body is crazy and those big old eyes are captivating. She'd be off the chart except that she comes off as such a phony.)
Jurina Matsui (So fucking bad-assed; she's 15 and already one of the most successful idols OF ALL TIME.)
Tomomi Kasai (She's not the prettiest, but Her smile and personality make her incredibly likeable to me.)
Ayumi Ishida (Even though it's not flawless, her face is none the less stunning.)
Haruka Kudou (Just the epitome of cute)
Mayu Watanabe (Ridiculous, mind-boggling hips. Talented and sort of bizarre, but sometimes I get the feeling she's phoning-it-in, not giving her best effort.)
Aki Takajo (Another AKB member with a ridiculously nice body. Yawn, it gets monotonous after a while.)
Koharu Kusumi (Haters gonna hate, Ruru. Just keep doin yo thang, gurl.)
Maimi Yajima (She's perfectly gorgeous but a little lacking in cuteness. There's something a little too serious about her.)
Maasa Sudou (Spunky and awesome.)
Li Chun (I WOULD HIT THAT.)
Cuca (...if)
Ai Kago (Dear sweet Aibon: You wanted to live a real life. I get that. But you went off the rails. Even so, I'm still rooting for you.)
Mizuki Fukumura (Has a kind of liquid sensuality that makes me think she's gonna "scandal out" of H!P. I hope not tho.)
Kanon Fukuda (I wish her singing voice wasn't quite so high-pitched and screechy.)
Rie Kitahara (She looks like someone took a Takahashi Aichan cake mix, put it in an oven, and waited for the dough to rise.)
Erina Mano (She SHOULD be way higher, not sure why I can't get excited about her.)
Kaori Iida (I loved her for so long. So much potential but she never quite pulled it together.)
Saki Shimizu (Damn girl you are sexy as hell, runny eye and all.)
Saki Nakajima (She's grown into such a mature, lovely woman. I can see her graduating soon.)
Risa Niigaki (Tended to be near the bottom of my lists but in the end she grew on me.)
Rena Matsui (Has a very lovely, delicate face, and is appealingly slender. One of the most beautiful girls in the AK-empire.)
Rika Ishikawa (Always was and always will be a hottie.)
Yurina Kumai (I love that looooooooong torso of hers. Her gums used to gross me out but she somehow grew into them. She should definitely try to get into acting/modeling.)
Riho Sayashi (Somehow she seems self-overrated.)
Akari Takeuchi (Cute chipmunk face. And I really like those type of legs (on an older woman obviously). But sometimes her personality can be a bit much.)
Risako Sugaya (I don't see her as being quite as breathtaking as some here do, but she can definitely bring it. She's improved so much since she stopped pouting! I'm hoping she has some kind of breakout success, because I think she has that sort of potential.)
Miori Ichikawa (Fresh lemon is out of her mind, for real. But I find that strangely appealing.)
Ayaka Wada (When you look at her she's really pretty. I don't find myself look at her all that much though, tbh.)
Mai Hagiwara (One day she woke up and was suddenly real purty. But she's still the same lil Maimai even so.)
Atsuko Maeda (I'm a little too bored right now to write anythi)
Ami Kikuchi (Basically, Idoling!!!'s momochi. But I like her version better.)
Haruka Shimazaki (The up-and-comer. She strikingly cute and definitely has some ineffable appeal, but she hasn't proven herself to me. Can't act for beans, that's for sure, but that never stopped Atsuko either.)
Asuka Kuramochi (Crazy AKB body bla bla etc.)
Kanon Suzuki (OK, I'll admit it, she'd easily be 10 spots higher if she lost a few kilos.)
Meimi Tamura (She seems to fluctuate between adorable and fug. Fugdorable. Busukawaii. I love her energy though.)
Chinami Tokunaga (Legs too skinny and she has old-people teeth, but her personality makes her so bubbly and appealing. Also I know someone IRL who looks exactly like her.)
Momoko Tsugunaga (nice butt and legs, chin too strong. I'd like her better if she'd come out of character more often.)
Sayaka Akimoto (used to think more highly of her but she gives me that Boss Saitou air of desperate idol nearing her expiry date.)
Aika Mitsui (Very pleasant. Just not one of my faves.)
Airi Furukawa. (Super-pretty. Actually looks like a real idol unlike some of the other fugs in SKE/AKB/etc.)
Ami Maeda (Thought I was gonna like her a lot more but she kind of fizzled.)
Yuko Oshima (Cute, reliable and extremely competent. She's missing some unknown quality that would make me more interested in her.)
Sae Miyazawa (She has a nice body but an old lady face with an ugly smile. She seems so pleasant and well-liked by her peers but I just can't get into her.)
Haruna Iikubo (Not feeling her so much yet.)
Yuu Kikkawa (Another boring idol. She's pretty and talented though.)
Masaki Satou
Chisato Okai (She has awesome legs. But her personality is so annoying to me that it drags her looks down. Also, her singing ability's overrated imo.)
Tomomi Itano (Used to be one of my favorites. Somehow she played herself out.)
Erina Ikuta (I don't get her attraction. AT ALL.)
Kana Nakanishi
Rina Katsuta
Hitomi Yoshizawa (She was really good in those bus stop etc. skits. But other than that, I couldn't stand her.)
Moeno Nito (Eww why?)

[Amped]

[resop2]

Can this also be the "I Hate Your Favorite Idol" thread? After all, all one has to do is make a list like this:

My ranking for awesomeness:

1) Everyone because they are all perfect angels
2) Except (insert idol that you hate here) because (avalanche of bile here)

[Zunu]

Sorry bout that amped, maybe you're right.

I shoulda ranked Moeno higher.

[marippeTakacrotchi]

Sorry but this criticizing of the weight of a 13 year old really kind of pisses me off. "Big...to be kind" my ass. Kanan is not built like Reina or Haruna but, by no means, is she fat. That is her body type. She is built differently. It doesn't speak to whether or not she cares about herself or her job. H!P has a tendency also to dress girls who have gained a little weight in frumpier clothing which does NOT help. She's an adolescent who is growing and under a lot of pressure, physically and mentally. She's THIRTEEN. I just can't with this bullshit.

[Rm88]

Dead horse and everything, but I doubt anyone is talking about Kanon's build when she can look like this:


And we're currently ranking looks, not their worth as human beings or anything.

[Moh]

It's not even a dead horse anymore, it's just a pile of bones.

[Rm88]

I see no one getting mad about people calling Haruna too skinny, by the way. And she's at the bottom of my ranking, in "Low Tier" unlike Zukki

[AyuHikaru]

^ I'm one of the only people who think she's too skinny, and she's my oshi O.o

Can we all just agree that, Yes Kanon has put on weight, no that doesn't mean she's fat or even overweight on the BMI, That we should never call a thirteen year old fat regardless of how small they used to be, and this doesn't measure her worth as a human being.

[Panic Nancy]

^^ I'm mad. She's perfect.