It's perfectly ok that you didn't care for the movie but as far as Rex Red goes, your comment forced me to read his "review." Yikes! See, Rex, if you think "when Eliza strips naked and crawls into the bathtub to surrender her virginity to the creature, [the movie] really loses its hinges," as a contrarian reviewer you owe it to your reader to explain why that particular scene is what makes the movie unravel for you. You can't just imply that interspecies intimacy invalidates the story, I mean, Beauty and the Beast, the Little Mermaid, etc., del Toro is clearly inviting us to take the fairy tale paradigm to its logical conclusion. I agree the movie is a bit overrated, but at least I had a clear idea of what del Toro was getting at, unlike Reed's review, which came off to me as, ironically as a "loopy, lunkheaded load of drivel." hehe. Also see:
https://www.themarysue.com/rex-reed-actual-worst/