JPlop's 2014 Secret Santa (remember to send your stuff out in a timely fashion! ^^ )

[CaptainBerryzGiraffe]

Don't forget to put some war paint on your face!

[TotallyUncool]

I think that the proper war paint for opening Christmas presents with one's teeth while hanging upside down over a pit full of ravenous three-toed sloths probably involves day-glo multicolored polka-dots and lots of glitter.

[Jessi]

This really does need to be filmed!

Also I was going to say what if you fell and the sloths attacked the gift? But then I realized they are sloths. If you fell onto them it would probably be both harmless and very amusing.

[TotallyUncool]

And since they're sloths, they really need some trees. So maybe that's the danger in the pit -- lots of pointy trees, and the sloths can keep me company if I fall and land in the tree branches. But if they're hungry, I have to share the candy cane with them.

[DSQueenie]

I hope who ever got me has sent it already. I'm going down south for Christmas and picking stuff up from the Post Office depo is really hard during and after Christmas.

I wanna be here when it comes!

[Jessi]

So I googled sloths and candy canes...

Spoiler: show

[TotallyUncool]

Perfect!

[forgetmenots]

Ahhh... I'm getting all anxious lol. It's only got two more days to get here DX Kinda wish I had given my home address in America instead and then insisted it be sent a bit later Whoops.

[boinsie]

Oh yikes! Fingers crossed for ya~ ^^

[DSQueenie]

I hope everything works out! Perhaps if you're not there the sender will get the parcel back and perhaps sending it again.