I was watching Morning Musume。DVD Magazine Vol. 3 yesterday, and in one of the segments some of the girls were making animal figures out of clay. Yossy made a figure of herself riding an elephant, and behind it was a smaller figure, which Yossy explained: "Kozou, kozou. Kore, unchi ja nai yo. Kozou da yo." ("Baby elephant. This isn't poop. It's a baby elephant.")
I've also been reading a lot of Karl Valentin lately, and there are lots of laugh-out-loud moments. You have to know German to get them, though, because the wordplay usually can't be translated. This bit always cracks me up:
VALENTIN: Ja, mir ists auch einmal so gegangen beim Oktoberfest, da bin ich auch mitten im Gedränge gestanden, direkt bei der »Siebener Bahn«.
KAPELLMEISTER: Was »Siebner Bahn«? Die heißt doch Achterbahn.
VALENTIN: Das weiß ich schon, da wars ja noch nicht ganz fertig.