I am so disappointed that I didn't go through the trouble to sign in yesterday to post my answer lol. That picture is hilariously awesome, boinsie. Oh well I still want to answer.
At first I went domestic cat, then pet rat and now I think I'd want to be a giant tortoise of some kind living at a zoo which will provide me with a gigantic fresh salad everyday. I think it'd be a nice relaxing long stress-free life to have <3