H!P Youtube thread

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A little Ebatan compilation



The title of the video is a little joke. Back in the day Ayaya had a song called "Kiseki no kaori dance" (Miraculous fragrance dance) and this is called "Kisaki no kaori dance" (Kisaki's fragrance dance.')

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Ice Cream & My Jiggly™ put out a subtitled version of the making of Juice=Juice's "Pride Bright" MV.

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Akari2 took ballet for 9 years, which gave her very strong legs.
Sometimes she contemplates doing a Thai kick on somebody??




After watching her first MV appearance I definitely noticed that the girl could dance.

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Ice Cream & My Jiggly™ translates Okamura Homare being unreasonably pleased by her own slip-up, as originally posted uncaptioned by Amped.

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In a video announcement, BEYOOOOONDS and DJ Miimi are traveling overseas for the first time to Bangkok, Thailand to perform in their first overseas concert, at the "Thai-Japan Iconic Music Fest 2023" on September 23rd (Day 2) at the ICONSIAM venue. Admission is free and details will be available below as soon as they are finalized. BEYOOOOONDS is also told they are the overseas representatives for Hello! Project's 25th Anniversary.

Ice Cream & My Jiggly™ helpfully translated this and posted it on YouTube.

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This YT clip seems a couple of weeks old so if it was already posted, excuse me for the dupe. I'm not seeing the YT ID coming up though so :shrug:


It's pretty funny so here's a half-assed translation of the on-screen captions, feel free to correct:

"I'm glad I became an idol" discussion

Kanami: This is my first photo book…
MC: Let me know if you take any sexy pictures!
MC: If OCHA NORMA suddenly appeared on Twitter looking all sexy, I would be shocked! !
Kirara: The only thing the other members know about a photobook shoot is the date of the shoot!
Kirara: [We're like...]is this girl shooting a photobook right now!?
Kirara: So for all we know maybe something's already been decided...?
MC: So like if it were Tsuttsun [Roko], that'd be kinda wrong [literally "suspicious"]!
MC: "What should I do if a picture of Tsuttsun comes out!?"
Kurumi: Is that supposed to be her mom?
MC: Seriously, tell me ahead of time!
Nanami: It's not like that!
Nanami: The music video for the 3rd single has been released.
Nanami: Almost everyone is in a swimsuit...
Kirara: But don't worry!
Kirara: Kubota's sex appeal is zero!
MC: Well that's a relief!

Some of the comments are talking about how quick witted Kirara comes off and that's she's good with this kind of banter. It feels a while since we've heard that kind of talk around H!P girls so let's hope she can parlay this into some more opportunities. A few comments also said it's amusing with Kubota as a straight-woman, so maybe there's a chance for both of them to get some recognition by working together.

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This little clip was uploaded to YT about a month ago. I'm just seeing it now though.

Crappy translation:

Kitagawa: I am Rio Kitagawa from Morning Musume '23!
Okamura: I am Homare Okamura!
Yamazaki: I'm Yamazaki Mei!
Kitagawa: I'd like to describe the contents of my pouch!
Yamazaki: Yes, yes!
Kitagawa: Let's take out our pouches!
Okamura: Ta-da!
Yamazaki: Ta-daa!
Kitagawa: Okay, your description?
Yamazaki: Description⁉
Yamazaki: Well, um, it was a small version of a backpack I used in elementary school, and I found it when I was cleaning up.
Kitagawa: It's very roomy...could you a lot fit in it?
Yamazaki: It is roomy, and there's also a partition.
Kitagawa: Oh!
Yamazaki: I think it's nice that it has pockets, so I use it when I'm at home.
Everyone: Nice!
Kitagawa: Now this is a pouch that came with last year's Christmas coffret from COSME DECORTÉ. It's cute anyway, and surprisingly, it holds a lot. It's really cute.
Okamura: I have only one pouch
Kitagawa: So cute!
Okamura: It's a My Melo-chan vanity pouch, so it's really perfect for storing cosmetics.
Kitagawa: So cute!

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SEXY SEXY from Juice=Juice Budokan (feating older member team), probably among the most well executed tracks in that concert.

Is Riai really only 18 year-old ?

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Mogu mogu mogu mogu

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This seems to be a continuation of the OCHA NORMA appearance from a few posts ago upthread.



Once again a crappy translation. I couldn't make out everything they were saying so I just copied the onscreen captions and definitely missed some rapid-fire conversation, but the gist of it is conveyed I think.

A very shocking story

Tashiro: I had a favorite hat.
Tashiro: I had been using it for a while, but I lost it.
MC: What?
Ishiguri: I'm familiar with it!
MC: She used to wear it all the time, right?
Ishiguri: Yes, yes, it was so cute.
Tashiro: (When I lost my hat) I was with Yonemura Kirara.
Yonemura: When we got out of the cab, it was like the hat might be gone
Yonemura: So I said there might be "wanchan" if we "ganda," you know?
MC: That is way too GAL-slangy, I didn't get any of it.
MC2: (Translation) Maybe(=wanchan) if we run like crazy (=ganda suru), we can catch up with it [the cab].
Yonemura: We can catch up and maybe get the hat back
MC: ???
MC2: Just forget Tashiro? [???not sure]
Yonemura: I was ready [to run for it], but Sumire was like, no it's ok...
Tashiro: I gave up.
Tashiro: At that moment (if I had run), I could have gotten it back.
MC: If Yonemura hadn't [???]...
Tashiro: I should have listened to Yonemura's opinion.
Yonemura: If we had "ganda'd" together...
Yonemura: ...maybe we could have gotten it back, huh!