H!P/etc Ranking Thread

[Amped]

looks:

born beautiful :
Michishige Sayumi
Tanaka Reina
Fukumura Mizuki
Ikuta Erina
Sayashi Riho
Suzuki Kanon
Iikubo Haruna
Kudo Haruka
Ishida Ayumi
Sato Masaki
Natsuyaki Miyabi
Nakajima Saki
Suzuki Airi
Yajima Maimi
Fukuda Kanon
Wada Ayaka
Takeuchi Akari
Mano Erina

forever ugly :
Maasa
Hagiwara
Katsuta
Momoko

fallen into average :
Kumai Yurina
Sugaya Risako
Tokunaga Chinami
Shimizu Saki
Okai Chisato
Tamura Meimi
Nakanishi Kana

[resop2]

My Ranking of H!P P!HAT-ness (Pretty! Hot And Tempting)

1) Sugaya Risako - She couldn't care less about her weight and looks good even when heavier.
2) Ogawa Makoto - She has broad shoulders and muscles so even when she got heavier she looked like she could kick some ass rather than looking like she could kill a buffet table.
3) Yoshizawa Hitomi - She's so skinny now that many fans look back fondly to her heavy period. Since she is tall for an H!P idol, she was able to carry the weight pretty well.
4) Kago Ai - Yeah, she was heavy, but that never stopped her from having more energy and more dancing skill than most of the other members.
5) Tsugi Nozomi - She went from heavy and tragic looking to skinny and tragic looking, to now looking like a hot MILF.
6) Abe Natsumi - She only got slightly chubby once, but she's not the type of girl who can pull it off, and was barely even recognizable.
7) Kikkawa Yuu - During the Kirarin Revolution live performance and during the H!P live around the same time she looked very disturbingly heavy. Fortunately, this phase passed and she was only an egg at the time. If she had been in MM at the time she would have zero fans now, even though she lost all the extra weight.

Note: Zukki does not make this list because she's NOT overweight. She looks completely normal when she's not dressed in tents in an attempt by h!p management to hide her jail-bait rack.

[Rm88]

looks:

forever ugly :
Maasa
Momoko

[AyuHikaru]

Roy actually agrees with that. He thinks Maasa's face is too flat and Momoko... well... uh... don't get him started on Momoko.

[Jessi]

Momoko only looks bad with the pigtails.

Btw the font war at the top of the page really scared me. I was caught completely off guard.

[321BreakinOut]

Forever ugly ? Everyone in the world is beautiful in their own way D:

[Parhelion69]

H!P groups by looks:

MM。:
1. Sayashi Riho
2. Michishige Sayumi
3. Satou Masaki
4. Fukumura Mizuki
5. Ishida Ayumi
6. Kudou Haruka
7. Iikubo Haruna
8. Ikuta Erina
9. Tanaka Reina (incredible that she's so low... but I consider her really pretty!! It's just that MM is just so good looking right now)
10. Suzuki Kanon

BEST LOOKING MORNING MUSUME EVER (but that could change with 11th gen xD)

Berryz:
1. Natsuyaki Miyabi
2. Kumai Yurina
3. Shimizu Saki
4. Sugaya Risako
5. Tokunaga Chinami
6. Tsugunaga Momoko
7. Sudou Maasa

(Berryz is a fun group, but the weakest in the looks department)

℃-ute:
1. Yajima Maimi
2. Suzuki Airi
3. Nakajima Saki
4. Hagiwara Mai
5. Okai Chisato

(C-ute should be renamed: H-ot)

S/mileage:
1. Wada Ayaka
2. Fukuda Kanon
3. Tamura Meimi
4. Takeuchi Akari
5. Nakanishi Kana
6. Katsuta Rina

(Yuukarin's loss really hurt s/mileage in the looks department, her beauty was just unmatched. Dawa and Kanon are still incredibly cute and hot though.)

[Starra]

Ranking of every single H!P member because I have no life.

Spoiler: show

1. Nakazawa Yuuko
2. Konno Asami
3. Sudou Maasa
4. Saitou Hitomi
5. Ishida Ayumi
6. Sayashi Riho
7. Heike Michiyo
8. Maeda Yuki
9. Iikubo Haruna
10. Miyamoto Karin
11. Iida Kaori
12. Honda RuRu
13. Fukuda Asuka
14. Hagiwara Mai
15. Fukuda Kanon
16. Tamura Meimi
17. Tsugunaga Momoko
18. Inaba Atsuko
19. Hamaura Ayano
20. Mitsui Aika
21. Kominato Miwa
22. Kusumi Koharu
23. Ishikawa Rika
24. Niigaki Risa
25. Ishiguro Aya
26. Danielle
27. Guuchan
28. Anchii
29. Rinne
30. Mano Erina
31. Nakanishi Kana
32. Gotou Maki
33. Okada Robin Shouko
34. Takeuchi Akari
35. Saho Akari
36. Junjun
37. Maeda Irori
38. Sugaya Risako
39. Mutou Mika
40. Miyoshi Chinatsu
41. Takahashi Ai
42. Ishii Rika
43. Jang Dayeon
44. Wada Ayaka
45. Lehua
46. Murata Megumi
47. Hirano Tomomi
48. Abe Natsumi
49. Kosuga Fuyuka
50. Hashimoto Aina
51. Satou Ayano
52. Tanabe Nanami
53. Murota Mizuki
54. Nomura Minami
55. Suzuki Kanon
56. Satou Masaki
57. Tanaka Anri
58. Miyoshi Erika
59. Yasuda Kei
60. Ikuta Erina
61. Aiko
62. Linlin
63. Ishimura Maiha
64. Fujimoto Miki
65. Iwashima Minami
66. Okamura Rise
67. Tanaka Reina
68. Kizawa Runa
69. Okai Asuna
70. Yamaga Kanae
71. Uemura Akari
72. Taguchi Natsumi
73. Sekine Azusa
74. Sawada Yuri
75. Shenshen
76. Nakajima Saki
77. Michishige Sayumi
78. Sengoku Minami
79. Furukawa Konatsu
80. Fukumura Mizuki
81. Tokunaga Chinami
82. Akiyama Yurika
83. Taguchi Natsumi
84. Mori Saki
85. Nagasawa Wakana
86. Kumai Yurina
87. Youko
88. Miuna
89. Suma Ai
90. Yajima Maimi
91. Katsuta Rina
92. Yamagishi Riko
93. Sainen Mia
94. Korenaga Miki
95. Asami
96. Ayaka
97. Noto Arisa
98. Yoshihashi Kurumi
99. Morozuka Kanami
100. Takagi Sayuki
101. Maeda Yuuka
102. Kaneko Rie
103. Abe Asami
104. Kitahara Sayaka
105. Yutoku Ayumi
106. Suzuki Airi
107. Matsuura Aya
108. Komine Momoka
109. Ogawa Makoto
110. Arai Manami
111. Gotou Yuki
112. Umeda Erika
113. Oose Kaede
114. Shinoda Miho
115. Kawashima Miyuki
116. Kago Ai
117. Ichii Sayaka
118. Shimizu Saki
119. Ogawa Saki
120. Hashida Mirei
121. Kikkawa You
122. Kudou Haruka
123. Natsuyaki Miyabi
124. Suenaga Mami
125. Kitagami Ami
126. Ootani Masae
127. Chelsea
128. April
129. Ogawa Rena
130. Mika
131. Frances
132. Aoki Erina
133. Kamei Eri
134. Oda Sakura
135. Peipei
136. Reirei
137. Yoshizawa Hitomi
138. Arihara Kanna
139. Arai Saki
140. Okai Chisato
141. Okada Yui
142. Shibata Ayumi
143. Yaguchi Mari
144. Murakami Megumi
145. Nakayama Nana
146. Ooki Ibuki
147. Mogi Mianmi
148. Tsuji Nozomi
149. Ogura Minami
150. Yanagihara Hiromi
151. Kobayashi Azusa
152. Simmin
153. Satoda Mai
154. Ooyanagi Maho
155. Sezaki Azusa

[PikoAshy]

eggs I want in MM:

1: Fuyuka
2: IDGAFF

I don't have a good reason. I just want her in dat's it

[Reina]

Singles ranking since 9th gen

1. Only You
Everything about this single is perfect... The white costumes, the dance, the lyrics, and I love aichan's voice here
I still keep this poster on my small little wall because I really love this song

2. Renai Hunter
The same type of song as Only You... with lyrics that I like
+10 points for Risa choosing one of my favourite ayaya song

3. Pyoco Pyoco Ultra
I love this dance best! Almost every member dance it differently, I can see their different personalities
I even like the costume I am sorry but they are SO FREAKING CUTE

4. One Two Three
I really hated the autotune but as usual, I got used to it after some time -.-
The song only got justified while performed in concerts live (without all the autotune)

5. Maji de Suka Suka
Nothing special... 9th gen are cute in the PV, that's all

6. Kono Chikyuu/Kare to Issho
I don't know, I just have something against this whole single
Both PVs made me dizzy when I watch them, and I hate the golden costumes
The only thing I like is aichan's solo song...

Note: I am not aichan wota