This evening I saw
I Think We're Alone Now at the 7th San Francisco International Documentary Festival. It's a documentary about Jeff and Kelly, two obsessive fans of '80s pop star Tiffany.
Jeff was at the screening for Q&A after the film, and let me tell you: Whoa. Obsessive fan, yes. At one point there was a restraining order keeping him away from his idol. Okay, we can all relate to that, but this guy is just plain bonkers, loaded with conspiracy theories and woo-woo ideas. He claims, for example, that actress Tuesday Weld is the international head of the Druids (one of three secret fascist organizations that are trying to take over the world) and that she tried to have him killed. A friend stepped in and told Tuesday Weld, "If you're going to try to kill Jeff, you'll have to kill me first." So Tuesday Weld had Jeff's friend killed. And Jeff's friend was... Natalie Wood.
Jeff has come to the realization that Tiffany won't leave her husband to marry him, so now he plans to marry Alyssa Milano instead.