You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing,
But I read his journal, it was very revealing.
He fucked your sister in an elevator junior year,
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
And let your brother suck him,
But then beat him,
So he could prove he wasn't queer.
Oh no.
So what do you think he has in store for you, my dear?
You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing,
But I've seen him working,
I am getting the feeling,
He has some serious predatory domination issues,
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
He goes to climax alone,
His heartbeat's a busy tone.
He's the sort of guy who will leave you in a k-hole,
To go play Halo in the other room.
Remember?
While you were bereaving Michael's death,
He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth.
Oh don't you remember?
Don't you remember?
You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing,
But his psychic's prediction has him hanging from a ceiling fan in eight months.
All our wizard dreams are still not impossible,
All our wizard dreams are still so possible,
All our tough little dreams, y'know they're still possible.