321, I'm gonna pretend that I have no idea what "I'm on kidding lol" could possibly mean.
And then I'm gonna pretend that I called it anyway when I said, "I'm gonna assume you're just kidding around"
Then I'm gonna say "Alrighty then, I'll let you go with a warning this time! </50>" and pretend I'm being a nice guy instead being fucking embarrassed that I was caught by my own trick.