Thank you so much guys.
^Yeah YA doesn't accept foreign credit cards (and getting a Japanese one is pretty much impossible for a foreigner newly come whose visa just says 1 year), the bank I'm set up with can't do bank transfers for it, and they don't have Pay on Delivery or Pay at Convinience Store like Amazon does. I'll check around to see if I can find a resale place in Osaka, I doubt there will be any at the venue itself since the tickets were pretty much sold out on becoming public (They'd only been on sale for half a day, max, when I attempted to buy them at a Conbini and the machine told me there were none left ).
I might have to forgo Evolution, which would suck, but I'm way luckier than most right now so I can't complain too much. I'm joining the Fanclub though now for the early access, this has given me too many headaches...